So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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