Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize