Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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