when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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