I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Well I just put wine in my tea
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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