# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
