I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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