is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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