just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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