I feel like abortions should bother me more
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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