wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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