I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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