thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
