Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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