woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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