rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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