they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
