Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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