highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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