Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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