Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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