i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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