He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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