She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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