my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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