Those balls look pretty dangerous.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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