"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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