its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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