Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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