Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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