Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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