He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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