you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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