from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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