garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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