dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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