so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Shame is for Republicans.
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