using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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