Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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