the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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