Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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