It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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