I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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