fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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