what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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