She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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