How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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