left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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