READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
This baby is an asshole
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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