You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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